Grant, I'll "Comfort" You.

The big news in the Survivor finale? Grant's haircut! He fixed his only appearance flaw, and looked GREAT!

But he proposed to his wife when he got off the plane, still bereft over Rob breaking his heart? And they rushed into marriage before he could sober up? And now he's still miffed at Rob for toying with his affections, and staying (so far) in this sham of a marriage. Obviously, it's a "Rebound Marriage". It won't last. Grant darling, when it falls apart, as it will, I'm here to comfort you.

If I were still at HuffPo, I'd suggest beginning a pool on how long David's "engagement" lasts."

The fumes from Chief Numbnuts burning his fuchsia panties killed off three square miles of rain forest.

What we missed: Mansweater proposing marriage to Chief Numbnuts after the reunion show (never saw that romance coming), only to be turned down because Chief Numbnuts will never marry outside his tribe. Cherokee or no one!

Cheers darlings.