Have yourself a very Morman Christmas,
Make your loafers light.
From now on our homos will be out of sight.
Have yourself a very Mormon Christmas.
Make the Yuletide gay.
If they win, our weddings will be wiped away.
Here we are, what a pity,
Salt Lake City,
Oh wow.
Faith-based friends who are queer for us,
Can't be near to us,
They vow.
Some day soon the courts will all resolve this,
If the Latter-Day Saints allow,
But till then, tell Brigham Young to screw a cow,
And have yourself a very Mormon Christmas now.
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