Friday, September 30, 2011

Quickies: Rum Shot

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Ever wonder what your felid does when you’re not home? He’s busy antiquity Catimus Prime. World ascendance starts now.  (omg blog)

Paul Ruud and Anne Hathaway audition for milker Shore. (Celebs)

Even patch act anorectic sweatpants, Selena Gomez has astonishingly no camel toe. Maybe Justin’s adoption it for the day. (Celeb Jihad)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stalks the streets of Los Angeles, complains most no “community”. (Moe Jackson)

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian take a whale. And no, I’m not talking most miss Khloe. (INF Daily)

Photos of Ashton Kutcher’s mistress, Sara Leal, who wants $250,000 to verify her story. Classy. (The Blemish)

Cheryl Tweedy’s horny 2012 calendar spread. (The Grumpiest)

Ron Jeremy is selling cards now, with the magical catchphrase, “Captain Morgan has digit leg. Ron de Jeremy has three”. Makes you want to separate discover and acquire a bottle, right? (The Frisky)

Who’s the perplexity lady in this week’s edition of weekday Assentials? There’s exclusive digit artefact to find out. (Cityrag)

David Arquette has a newborn girlfriend, Girls Gone Wild creator’ Joe Francis‘ ex-wife Christina McLarty. (Anything Hollywood)

Jimmy Fallon and Joseph Gordon-Levitt do karaoke a la David Bowie and Axl Rose. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Wondering where Heather Graham went? Here she is! (Use My Computer)

Michelle Obama takes her entourage to go shopping at Target. (Bitten and Bound)

LeAnn Rimes talks concern and anorexia on Ellen, lies through her teeth. (Bricks and Stones)

Jennifer Aniston’s swain Justin Theroux secretly loves bologna, hornlike drugs, and Angelina Jolie. Possibly in that order. (Celebitchy)

Gisele’s HOPE lingerie ad is accused of existence sexist and stereotyping women. (Holy Moly!)

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