Friday, September 30, 2011

Quickies: Rum Shot

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Ever astonishment what your cat does when you’re not home? He’s busy building Catimus Prime. World ascendance starts now.  (omg blog)

Paul Ruud and Anne Hathaway trial for milker Shore. (Celebs)

Even while wearing anorectic sweatpants, Selena Gomez has surprisingly no camel toe. Maybe Justin’s borrowing it for the day. (Celeb Jihad)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stalks the streets of Los Angeles, complains about no “community”. (Moe Jackson)

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian take a whale. And no, I’m not talking about sister Khloe. (INF Daily)

Photos of Ashton Kutcher’s mistress, Sara Leal, who wants $250,000 to verify her story. Classy. (The Blemish)

Cheryl Tweedy’s horny 2012 calendar spread. (The Grumpiest)

Ron Jeremy is selling rum now, with the magical catchphrase, “Captain moneyman has digit leg. Daffo de Jeremy has three”. Makes you poverty to run discover and acquire a bottle, right? (The Frisky)

Who’s the mystery Mohammedan in this week’s edition of weekday Assentials? There’s exclusive digit artefact to encounter out. (Cityrag)

David Arquette has a new girlfriend, Girls Gone Wild creator’ Joe Francis‘ ex-wife Christina McLarty. (Anything Hollywood)

Jimmy Fallon and carpenter Gordon-Levitt do karaoke a la David Bowie and Axl Rose. (Evil Beet Gossip)

Wondering where Heather Graham went? Here she is! (Use My Computer)

Michelle Obama takes her entourage to go shopping at Target. (Bitten and Bound)

LeAnn Rimes talks concern and anorexia on Ellen, lies through her teeth. (Bricks and Stones)

Jennifer Aniston’s swain Justin Theroux secretly loves bologna, hornlike drugs, and Angelina Jolie. Possibly in that order. (Celebitchy)

Gisele’s HOPE lingerie ad is accused of existence antifeminist and stereotyping women. (Holy Moly!)

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